I haven't posted on here it quite a few months, but after I was nearly run over by some cavalier-driving-Neanderthal, I felt I needed somewhere to vent.
Firstly, how the hell do the DVLA let so many ass-holes out on the roads who, in all fairness, can just about manage to get their brain to process the complex workings of brushing their teeth. I cannot count the times that I see someone on the road doing something fucking stupid, or worse, nearly causing a crash by doing something stupid. Usually it's something as retarded as idiots pulling out in front of you, but it can work up to something as simple as not signaling correctly, causing you to think a car is going left when in fact they intend to go straight on. Then the fool behind the wheel beeps at you because its "your fault", when at the end of the day if they can't figure out how their indicators work, then god help them.
No-one is a perfect driver, don't get me wrong. I do my own mistakes, but I can honestly say that they are few and far between, and I - to this day - have not had a serious infarction of any kind behind the wheel. I've done the thing we're all guilty of from time to time, which is come out in font of someone when they were a bit nearer than you thought, but not close enough to cause any problems (especially after you accelerate away like a bitch).
But back to the point at hand (this really is making me feel better, strangely). What arse-hole carries on driving over a crossing when someone is walking over it - this stupid bitch missed me by what must be mere centimeters. She didn't even looked concerned as I jumped back out the way, but waved a crap apology at me. Fucking tool.
If I hadn't have been so shocked by her idiocy and me nearly being run down, I would have taken her number plate and gone to the police station.
To sum up - fucking bitch!
The end.
